Technology. It's great.

There was a thing in the paper today stating how they can now use "key chips" to stop half-witted American teenagers crashing their cars. Personally, I couldn't give a fuck if they all burned in petroleum fuelled pyres. We ain't talking about losing a cure to cancer here.

However, this "new" invention has worrying undertones. And I'm not talking about a shite paddy band with a Fenian lead singer...

Parents can now control the speed of the car that their fat spawn drive as well as controlling the volume of the stereo and alert if seat belts aren't worn. Not a bad idea, if saving offal is a priority.

But let us think about where this could go...once the chip is advanced enough...

A chip WILL be inserted into you at birth. You will not know it, but for the rest of your life, you will be a moronic hanger-on to whatever government will be in power. Your life will be dictated by them and you will know no better than to agree.

Life everyday for you will be a bed of roses as you will know not what roses are, nor have the ability to miss the real ones. You will be no better than a Veal Calf and - in the same way - only really enlightened when the knife cuts your throat and your miserable life drains away from you.

All governments will, shortly, use technology against the people they are supposed to look after, to purely ensure their end game is achieved. They have absolutely NO interest in the well-being of most of their electorate. Troughing is all.

Fight the machine.

Fuck them at every stage - argue everything, demand figures under the FOI act, get them to explain every penny of the fucking vast fortunes I - and you - have paid for shite services, Lazy Welsh inbreeds claiming everything, health care for heroin-addled Glasgwegian pissants that have stabbed their mothers and vagrant fathers. Get them to explain how nearly £2,000 per year means I get my bin emptied once a week? And about fuck all else - where does the rest go?

Layers and layers of red-tape is where it goes. Mindless morons on gold-plated pensions, too thick to help, but too greedy to change - it is we, the fully-witted that have unintentionally created this. Probably in the sake of diversity or some shite. Bollox. Morons should be licking car windows clean, not running public services. Or Governments. Fight. For the sake of my country.